a glass of vodka and a ray gun

agent—j:

*stops*

*looks at for a moment*

*turns away and empties cider in one gulp*

*grabs another*

… Vittu.

*closes eyes*

I’m just gonna sleep…

dominic-howard:

I like your dad already.

He’s dead. Killed by the Zetas.

*finishes off the second bottle and flops on the ground*

dominic-howard:

*chuckles*

Not a bad way to spend your time by any means.

The best way to avoid a hangover as my dad always told me.

*takes another swig*

dominic-howard:

*folds arms*

I plan on going alone and doing a number of unsavory things. I don’t drink before I do unsavory things.

I guess I can deal with that. I drink before … and after… I do everything.

dominic-howard:

*laughs*

I’m fine, thank you.

*shrugs and takes a swig*

Just so you know, it’s easier to be my friend if you drink with me.

dominic-howard:

You might get to meet him, yeah.

*plays with ring absentmindedly*

I might not believe he exists until I meet him y’know.

*looks at the half empty bottle of vodka*

I’m sorry, do you want some? You’re painfully sober.

dominic-howard:

*playfully* My fiance.

pfft. I couldn’ta guessed that.

I mean, do I getta him or is he in Bermuda Triangle or somethin?

*takes another swig of vodka*

agent—j:

dominic-howard:

*grin fades*

You got a problem with that?

*protectively wraps arm around shoulder*

*still giggling*

No, not at all. You just seem a little young.

*getting a little more serious*

Who is he?

agent—j:

*nods* Nice.

Matthieu est malade, il dort.

*to Mati as pinches Dom’s cheek* It’s Dommy, and he’s getting married.

*brushes fake happy tear away and squeaks* He’s all grown up!

pfff — *starts laughing*

to who, his boyfriend?

*opens the 2nd bottle and takes a swig*

dominic-howard:

Kid? Watch yourself, I’m older than you think.

Right. Well then, who…

*points*

are you?

*finishes the first bottle of vodka*